On the eighth day of RESURRECTIONS, my true love gave to me...

 ...eight problematic ships.

Reply to opt in and for the first 8 people, I'll use a random number generator to tell you which character from the Outside books you just went on a blind date with and (in 100 words or less) how it went.

Optionally, you can specify a gender preference, but everything else is random. I did this with Star Wars characters on Twitter a few years ago and it was super fun.